Bigfoot’s Bride 2021
IMDb Ratings: 2.4/10
Genres: Horror
Language: Hindi(Unofficial VO) + English(ORG)
Release Year: 2021
Director: Erick Wofford
Stars Cast: Jessica Megan Rivera, Joel Rogers, Jordan Phipps
Director: Erick Wofford
Stars Cast: Jessica Megan Rivera, Joel Rogers, Jordan Phipps
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Bigfoot’s Bride Review
Every now and then (translation: more often than I should have done ...), I would watch a horror movie to see if it could be as bad as I thought it would be. "Bigfoot Bride" is just such a film, and it didn't disappoint. It got worse as I expected, and then something else happened.
The film begins with a father and his grown son camping in the woods, preparing to go hunting. The son wakes up, waits for his sleeping father, and comes out of his tent. It is noon now. In fact, you can see by the angle of the shadow and sunlight that the sun has risen for a while. Finally the father appears, and the son tells him that they need to move on to their hunting grounds before sunrise.
Before sunrise? It is sunny and sunny.
The father and son rode out to hunt. The son is in the tree, the father is hiding in the bush. Suddenly, there is an unmistakable erosion of electronic and distortion over their walkie talkies, and the distorted electronic voice tells them to "get out". As they ponder the mystery, "Bigfoot" appears and kills the father, then the son.
Then we cut a man who was fishing in a shallow river. This is where we begin to clearly see the creature. Obviously, Bigfoot looks like a Toxic Avenger wearing an old fur coat over Gillie's suit, and blue jeans. In addition to this, Bigfoot is able to speak humanly, and it speaks in advanced electronic tones. This creature catches fish in the same river as a fly fisherman, and sees its appearance. It cries out for its horrible appearance, and calls itself horrible. The creature then sees a cheap plastic clown mask, puts it on, and describes it as beautiful ... because, you know, almost always one can find the wrong clown mask or two lying in the woods.
Bigfoot then became obsessed with the attractive young woman alone. She had an argument with her boyfriend, and she was upset because he had left her. He does not know where he is, he is not sure where he is, so he does what any rational person can do under those circumstances; plugged in the cable and smashed his phone. Desert survival boats are the best!
Bigfoot watches him in the woods, and a young woman drops a trou to urinate. Bigfoot creeps behind her, and puts his hand under her, to urinate on her hand. Yes, that's right. He urinates on Bigfoot's hand, and sniffs it. Although Bigfoot is lying on the ground directly behind him, close enough to urinate on his hand, he turns and does not see the creature.
Bigfoot is nervous with the woman, and tries to come up with ideas on how to approach her. As she watches, the woman, depressed about her condition with her boyfriend, produces a pistol and is contemplating suicide. Bigfoot looks away, shaking his head. Raises her hand ... and somehow came up with a wedding ring? Yes. Bigfoot carries wedding rings. The woman, unaware of this attractive beast, changes her mind and removes the revolver.
Bigfoot runs away and finds himself in a two-man camp at a pop-up camp. Bigfoot finds a can of beer and lowers it. Then, the creature tramples on the coals, burns its foot, and decides that it is these two men who are causing the pain. He tells the men, in his electronic modulated voice, that he smells them in the camp, and that he smells them. It will eat them. Bigfoot kills men in a special outcome game that deserves a elementary school game. He even cursed the second man as he killed him. "F - k you!" Bigfoot exclaimed as he untied the man.
I've seen the worst films, the most stupid, and I really never thought I'd see anything worse than the likes of "Midnight Macabre", "Dark Attachment", "White Fangs", and whatever the Polonia Brothers did. . I was wrong. "Bigfoot Bride" excels all, and to a wide, wide margin. This is the worst film I have ever seen, let alone. I was expecting the film to be fun, and it didn’t disappoint in that.
At one point, Bigfoot develops the courage to approach the love of his life. They handed her a wedding ring, saying, "Be mine." She panics and runs away, while Bigfoot chases after her. She stalks him in her tent and tries to lie down with him. He kicked her in the thighs, sticking her tongue out. A neighborly good Samaritan with a shotgun came to help, and he accidentally shot and killed a woman.
Bigfoot explodes in a tent, and a Samaritan shoots him and injures him, chasing him away. A Samaritan pursues Bigfoot in a forest garage, where he grabs two women. It made the other pregnant, and she tore her tongue because she could not stop screaming. The Samaritan rescues her, and then he rescues the other woman, who seems innocent. Bigfoot appears and the Samaritan shoots him several times with a shotgun. The Samaritan and the woman run away. Yes, Bigfoot is not dead. It hunts. They both kill them with an ax.
We cut us off from a pregnant woman who was also trying to escape. She begins to bleed. And he stumbles in the river. Bigfoot follows him, and in an electrically charged tone he pleads with her. "Stop! Please! Don't leave me!" What would he go with? The creature simply stuck out his tongue and raped her.
A pregnant woman escapes, but eventually gives birth to a baby Bigfoot, which comes out of her womb. Conclusion.
Stupid. The film. ALWAYS.
The film begins with a father and his grown son camping in the woods, preparing to go hunting. The son wakes up, waits for his sleeping father, and comes out of his tent. It is noon now. In fact, you can see by the angle of the shadow and sunlight that the sun has risen for a while. Finally the father appears, and the son tells him that they need to move on to their hunting grounds before sunrise.
Before sunrise? It is sunny and sunny.
The father and son rode out to hunt. The son is in the tree, the father is hiding in the bush. Suddenly, there is an unmistakable erosion of electronic and distortion over their walkie talkies, and the distorted electronic voice tells them to "get out". As they ponder the mystery, "Bigfoot" appears and kills the father, then the son.
Then we cut a man who was fishing in a shallow river. This is where we begin to clearly see the creature. Obviously, Bigfoot looks like a Toxic Avenger wearing an old fur coat over Gillie's suit, and blue jeans. In addition to this, Bigfoot is able to speak humanly, and it speaks in advanced electronic tones. This creature catches fish in the same river as a fly fisherman, and sees its appearance. It cries out for its horrible appearance, and calls itself horrible. The creature then sees a cheap plastic clown mask, puts it on, and describes it as beautiful ... because, you know, almost always one can find the wrong clown mask or two lying in the woods.
Bigfoot then became obsessed with the attractive young woman alone. She had an argument with her boyfriend, and she was upset because he had left her. He does not know where he is, he is not sure where he is, so he does what any rational person can do under those circumstances; plugged in the cable and smashed his phone. Desert survival boats are the best!
Bigfoot watches him in the woods, and a young woman drops a trou to urinate. Bigfoot creeps behind her, and puts his hand under her, to urinate on her hand. Yes, that's right. He urinates on Bigfoot's hand, and sniffs it. Although Bigfoot is lying on the ground directly behind him, close enough to urinate on his hand, he turns and does not see the creature.
Bigfoot is nervous with the woman, and tries to come up with ideas on how to approach her. As she watches, the woman, depressed about her condition with her boyfriend, produces a pistol and is contemplating suicide. Bigfoot looks away, shaking his head. Raises her hand ... and somehow came up with a wedding ring? Yes. Bigfoot carries wedding rings. The woman, unaware of this attractive beast, changes her mind and removes the revolver.
Bigfoot runs away and finds himself in a two-man camp at a pop-up camp. Bigfoot finds a can of beer and lowers it. Then, the creature tramples on the coals, burns its foot, and decides that it is these two men who are causing the pain. He tells the men, in his electronic modulated voice, that he smells them in the camp, and that he smells them. It will eat them. Bigfoot kills men in a special outcome game that deserves a elementary school game. He even cursed the second man as he killed him. "F - k you!" Bigfoot exclaimed as he untied the man.
I've seen the worst films, the most stupid, and I really never thought I'd see anything worse than the likes of "Midnight Macabre", "Dark Attachment", "White Fangs", and whatever the Polonia Brothers did. . I was wrong. "Bigfoot Bride" excels all, and to a wide, wide margin. This is the worst film I have ever seen, let alone. I was expecting the film to be fun, and it didn’t disappoint in that.
At one point, Bigfoot develops the courage to approach the love of his life. They handed her a wedding ring, saying, "Be mine." She panics and runs away, while Bigfoot chases after her. She stalks him in her tent and tries to lie down with him. He kicked her in the thighs, sticking her tongue out. A neighborly good Samaritan with a shotgun came to help, and he accidentally shot and killed a woman.
Bigfoot explodes in a tent, and a Samaritan shoots him and injures him, chasing him away. A Samaritan pursues Bigfoot in a forest garage, where he grabs two women. It made the other pregnant, and she tore her tongue because she could not stop screaming. The Samaritan rescues her, and then he rescues the other woman, who seems innocent. Bigfoot appears and the Samaritan shoots him several times with a shotgun. The Samaritan and the woman run away. Yes, Bigfoot is not dead. It hunts. They both kill them with an ax.
We cut us off from a pregnant woman who was also trying to escape. She begins to bleed. And he stumbles in the river. Bigfoot follows him, and in an electrically charged tone he pleads with her. "Stop! Please! Don't leave me!" What would he go with? The creature simply stuck out his tongue and raped her.
A pregnant woman escapes, but eventually gives birth to a baby Bigfoot, which comes out of her womb. Conclusion.
Stupid. The film. ALWAYS.
